More laughter.
"And now for a more serious note. As everyone knows, Debbie will return from maternity leave on Monday. All things must pass, and we must bid a fond farewell to our 'temp' here. But I would be a candidate for 'early retirement' if I threw away the talents of someone we have come to know - and love - so well."
This time, the laughter shook the walls.
"I have to admit I was skeptical when Gwen first approached me about hiring Cassandra. There had already been tension among some of you regarding Matt Monroe. Although I hated the thought of losing his services, his departure was inevitable. I fully expected the subsequent appearance of 'Cassandra' to be an even more disruptive influence. But we were in a bind with Debbie's sudden departure and Gwen was persistent. I was at least willing to give it a try for a little while, to see how things went.
I wasn't prepared for the exquisite young woman I met at the door that first morning. I daresay that, until this night, many of you had no idea - and still can't believe it. In the past three months, Cassandra has proven herself to be capable, efficient, and personable; a real asset to our company. All the women in the company adore her, and the men - well, it seems she has, in her own way, single-handedly wiped out sexual harassment in our workplace. Our productivity is at an all-time high. In addition, she not only prevented two major accounts from canceling their contracts, she is largely responsible for the acquisition of three others.
The Home Office has rewarded me with a Vice-Presidency for our outstanding performance this year, and I intend to give credit where credit is due. I am hiring Cassandra as a permanent employee. Beginning Monday, she will report to Gwen in Human Resources. I am creating a new position for her, that of 'Special Assistant for Business and Office Operations'. It sounds like a mouthful and, to be honest, we haven't quite , er, fleshed out her official job description. I don't doubt for a moment that Cassandra will find her place - and throw herself into her duties with enthusiasm!"
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